TFRP: (Text From Riley's Phone)
1. SM: (in regard to her bikini wax) She said she doesn't do shapes bc they usually look lame. bummer.
2. MR: My facebook status should really say..."I give him blow-j's...he gives me hand warmers"...but my mom would be pissed
Me: But in all honesty, those would be great song lyrics.
MR: Call Ke$ha...let's book it.
3. SM: I had a dream last night that you turned my cats into cigarettes and smoked them and buried the butts in my backyard. sickk.
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