Poochie Poo

Question: Does a person above the average human size and height have poops larger than the average human poop? Bigger dogs have bigger poops, it seems to me that human poopology should fall in line. Right?

Seeing Shaq on the TV brought on this question.

For my career I have two scheduled auditions this weekend, one for a webisode and one for a musical. Let's see where this leads.

I need money so goddamn bad it is not at all funny in the least. I, at my own discretion, choose to make it funny. Lately I have been contemplating moving home in the fall, in order to save money and move to another city next fall because the employers of Los Angeles are in cahoots together to keep me not working. I.E. one Universal Studios who has hired me, and then taken it upon themselves to not schedule me, return my calls, or give me any sort of inclination of whether I'm going to start work, or am just plain old fired.

Something, somewhere, is about to burn. Other than the remaining protective layers of my liver.

I am getting sneaking suspicions that I was not prepared to so spontaneously make this deep end dive.

WHY DO I NEVER LEARN? I'm so fucking floopy-flimsy about important life decisions. When it came to college, Evansville accepted me and my exact response was, "Yeah...ok, sure." and yet I never visited, or explored any other options. And when it came to life AFTER college, I just thought, "well, the weather is nicer in California" and HERE I AM!

I'm a child. A tall, ginger child...that can barely string a sentence together without swearing...and didn't learn how to loop swoop and pull his shoelaces tied until he was 14...and thinks its funny to sneeze on his friends...and is DYNAMITE in bed.

Those are all true.

ALL.