Last night I had an exciting trip to the ER after my lungs and innards felt as if they caught fire within me after my nightly jog. It was quite the event. Some of the magical highlights include the student nurse inserting the IV in my arm calling my vain "a juicy one." After this, her and the RN (who could not have been more than 22) took six viles of blood from my arm and proceeded to ask me some very important questions...my favorite of which being:
RN: Have y'all ever tried Razzles?
Strapped to an EKG Riley: Um...the candy?
RN: yeah! you know, the candy that turns into gum?
Student Nurse: Thats what we're eating right now...they're making me sick.
RN: Me too. So gross. Alright...well you're just going to have some plastic sticking out of your arm for a while but...it should be fine.
.....Evansville.
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